Funny sayings about dating younger men
Funny quotes about anything can help keep your life on a high note.As Ronan Keating has rightly sung 'Life is a roller coaster', life has its own share of ups and downs with some days being filled with bliss and others being so gloomy that nothing seems right.You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." ~ Anonymous"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things." ~ Jilly Cooper"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest." ~ Roseanne Barr"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you." ~ Helen Rowland"There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast." ~ Helen Rowland"Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near." ~ Helen Rowland"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears." ~ Woodrow Wyatt"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him." ~ Brendan Francis"A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in." ~ Mae West"A man in love is incomplete until he is married.
It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon." ~ Anonymous"Guys are like dogs. The next day, she locked me in the cellar." ~ Anonymous"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." ~ Anonymous"Men are like fine wine.Because opposites attract." ~ Kathy Lette"When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason." ~ Molly Mc Gee"Lord, lord, how subject we men are to this vice of lying." ~ William Shakespeare"There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing a jelly to a tree for example." ~ Anonymous"Men are like a deck of cards.It’s a super-valuable Valentine’s present for you, and I know it can help you get the results you want with women!
Women are intriguing creatures, but the things that people can state about them can make men seem nearly alien.Let's take a look at some witty one liners about men and marriage."The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. Marry a younger one." ~ Rita Rudner"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." ~ Anonymous"Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed." ~ Oscar Wilde"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?